Silver Paladin's "Famous Quote Archive"
(more to come)
"You can be prepared for anything--but you can't be ready for everything"
-some Star Trek book
"Don't get mad, get even!"
-Buster Bunny, Tiny Toons
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
-Slash, Chrono Trigger
"If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
-Red Green, The New Red Green Show
"It's never completely your fault."
-Mine
"Keep your stick on the ice."
-Red Green, The New Red Green Show
"The truth is out there."
-Fox Mulder, The X-Files
"Time is always on their side."
-King's Bounty, Sega Genesis
"Trust no one."
-X-Files
"When in doubt, choose "c"." (reference to multiple choice quizzes)
-Mine
"It's not your job in war to die for your country, it's your job to make the
enemy die for his."
-Army Poster
"It is better to share in victory than to stand alone in defeat."
-Gul Dukat, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to
dark to read."
-Groucho Marx
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than it is to open it
and remove all doubt."
-Samuel Clemens
"May the force be with you."
-Star Wars Trilogy
"May the fourth be with you."
-Eric Shearer (birthday)
"Many will enter, few will win."
-Most contest rules
"If you can't lose it, belt it."
-Garfield the Cat
"I just ate my one millionth meal! And it's only noon!"
-Garfield the Cat
"Life is a party, and my invitation got lost in the mail."
-Jon, Garfield comic strip